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brfan1337
  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1520
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5607) - you deserved it (23905)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by CA19oo - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632 (47)

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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts random fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768 (265)

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On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard - Reserved

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583 (149)

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814 (146)

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436 (228)

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, "Community" was pulled from its mid-season lineup, with plans to hopefully put it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceled. Meanwhile, "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)