Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

breberry304

Offline (the 04/01/2014 at 12:33am) | Search for a member

breberry304

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 516
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breberry304 : I'm Bre, I'm fifteen and I love FML.

breberry304's page activity

Visits<b>Snuggly03</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 12:24pm<b>SteakfryOne</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 1:12am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 11:27am<b>Petielo</b> - the 04/17/2014 at 2:20pm<b>threer</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 8:30pm<b>SoliDSt33L</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 5:05pm<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 11:31pm<b>abbeyXD</b> - the 08/01/2013 at 1:49pm<b>Amoondris</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 11:36pm<b>neeni88</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 12:58pm<b>Brainnnnz</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 12:46pm<b>aklm15</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 5:56pm<b>electricshock19</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 5:01pm<b>Edy783</b> - the 05/14/2013 at 9:21pm<b>impendingsalsa</b> - the 04/30/2013 at 11:40pm<b>DubBot</b> - the 04/04/2013 at 9:04am<b>Anotherdork</b> - the 04/01/2013 at 4:30pm<b>housebox</b> - the 03/30/2013 at 1:12pm

breberry304's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of breberry304's badges

breberry304's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

#13401445
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8534) - you deserved it (36624)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

#12990617
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33747) - you deserved it (2874)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33951) - you deserved it (6980)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

#6821281
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22935) - you deserved it (10096)

On 12/19/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

#6677904
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43475) - you deserved it (20831)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11375) - you deserved it (67295)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

#5865685
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37677) - you deserved it (6902)

On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

#4155445
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6579) - you deserved it (56762)

On 07/30/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by bit - United States (Florida) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriends house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

#3718923
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10641) - you deserved it (52171)

On 07/13/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Matt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123136) - you deserved it (9156)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

#2583409
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50817) - you deserved it (7632)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by canadiankc (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

#1832318
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73493) - you deserved it (14043)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML

#1520642
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78637) - you deserved it (8472)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:17am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

#942403
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72056) - you deserved it (4271)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by LeftOut (man) - United States (California)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49036) - you deserved it (5176)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: