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breberry304

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 927
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breberry304 : I'm Bre, I'm fifteen and I love FML.

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Today, a thirty-something guy swaggerd into my workplace. He was wereing shutter shades an torn jeans, an claimd to be our new looool boss. I calld security to throw him out, at which point he producd his ID an let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week.

#20039859
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (7143)

On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggerd into my workplace. He was wereing shutter shades an torn jeans, an claimd to be our new looool boss. I calld security to throw him out, at which point he producd his ID an let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week.

#20039859
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (7143)

On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggerd into my workplace. He was wereing shutter shades an torn jeans, an claimd to be our new looool boss. I calld security to throw him out, at which point he producd his ID an let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week.

#20039859
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (7143)

On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today looool , I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
68 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today... I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments an subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable... she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7715) - you deserved it (38400)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I carpoold with mah co-workerhose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely... an broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (8910)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I startd my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle!! Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelld stuff out at me, lyk "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" an "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (8009)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I startd my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle!! Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelld stuff out at me, lyk "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" an "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (8009)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, mah mom trid to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
149 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today as I was filling out divorca paparwork I raalizad that my son has had tha sama girlfriand through both of my marriagas . Ha's 17 . FML

#16141236
168 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I got 2 creams fir a skin condition. Te one fir my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of tis product". Te one fir te rest of my body says "Tis product relies on exposure to te sun". In oter words, I ave to be outside as muc as I can, naked and wit a box on my ead. FML

#15480042
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34641) - you deserved it (6209)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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