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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9647) - you deserved it (35750)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

#17549181
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I agree, your life sucks (30427) - you deserved it (2695)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

#17418334
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On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
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I agree, your life sucks (17159) - you deserved it (51493)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)



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