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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    300%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    17,500%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    215,600%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    600%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    9%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    6%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Bowwowpug's favorite FMLs

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

By jj4320 / Saturday 17 September 2011 08:37 / United States

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 26 August 2011 04:55 / United States

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

By waytootan - / Monday 22 August 2011 20:34 / United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

By pizzaface / Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:35 / United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

By Nxydolli - / Friday 29 April 2011 19:34 / United Kingdom