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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33775) - you deserved it (5120)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

#14007811
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I agree, your life sucks (16604) - you deserved it (39206)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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