About bookworm05 : I'm a nice, laid-back person. I'm a HUGE Harry Potter nerd. I LOVE chocolate. I love SVU, House, and Glee. I love to read, I've basically read out my entire library (granted it's tiny, but still). I'm a Psychology major, on the pre-med track. I'm very friendly and love meeting new people so feel free to message me! :)
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by mongoosemike / 06/07/2011 at 1:55am / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (California) / Love
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by ants9omarching / 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
by Baileyy / 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm / United States / Geek
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 11:21am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2011 at 7:17am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by moweezy9 / 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…