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Today , I walked downstars , made a bowl of hot cereal , and held a full conversation with brother's grlfriend , before I finally putted two and two together and realized I hadn't putted any pants on. mega FML
Yesterday, I had mah new girlfriend over for dinner!! Halfway through the meal, mah dad started poking her with his fork!! When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, ( Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll! ) FML
TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND DID THE AUSTIN POWERS DANCE/STRIP-TEASE WHILE DANCING TO 'I TOUCH MYSELF'. IT WAS CUTE UNTIL HE RIPPED OFF HIS SHRT AND REVEALED THAT HE'D SHAVED HIS CHEST HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A PENIS. FML
Today... me and mah girlfriend were getting at it... and then mah parents cummd home. I hered them and we scrambld to get our clothes on. My dad cummd into the room and found me wereing her pants inside out with her thong around mah legs. FML
TODAY, I WENT TO SEE MAH BANKER. AS WE WERE FINISHING EVERYTHING UP, I LEANED FORWARD TO SIGN SOMETHING. AS I WENT BACK TO SIT DOWN, MAH 2 YEAR OLD PULLED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER ME, AND I CRASHED DOWN TO THE FLOOR. FML
Friday 27 March 2015