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Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)
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