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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1117
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bobert258 : i love The Devil Wears Prada, Miss May I, Skrillex, Against me!, August Burns Red, Emarosa, Four Year Strong, Motion City Soundtrack, Rise Against,
A Day To Remember, Deamau5, Billy Talent, Blind Witness, city and colour, Dance Gavin Dance, Tyler thr creator... im kind of a raging hipster...

I play guitar, love xbox, reading, being outside and listening to music... message me! :)

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Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (3568)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57020) - you deserved it (4611)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26790) - you deserved it (14362)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44306) - you deserved it (2982)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45715) - you deserved it (2934)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38939) - you deserved it (4914)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31104) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (15568)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39193) - you deserved it (5786)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35801) - you deserved it (2147)

On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42854) - you deserved it (4455)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30170) - you deserved it (3354)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (8733)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -



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