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About bobert258 : i love The Devil Wears Prada, Miss May I, Skrillex, Against me!, August Burns Red, Emarosa, Four Year Strong, Motion City Soundtrack, Rise Against,
A Day To Remember, Deamau5, Billy Talent, Blind Witness, city and colour, Dance Gavin Dance, Tyler thr creator... im kind of a raging hipster...
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Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
Friday 13 February 2015