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boatiebanter
  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 145817
  • Number of comments : 179
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About boatiebanter : Physics, rowing, food, sleep.
I'm Swedish, at uni in England.

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Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9374) - you deserved it (26277)

On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (68192)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38596) - you deserved it (3375)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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