About Boatiebanter
Physics, rowing, food, sleep. I'm Swedish, at uni in England.
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Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

By lovebigmacs - / Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:32 / United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

By SucksToBeMe - / Monday 28 September 2009 18:31 / United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

By screwwyou - / Monday 28 September 2009 01:16 / United States

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

By damnit - / Tuesday 25 August 2009 06:44 / Australia