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bmmondi95
  • Town/Country : (State) California, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only female out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

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110 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 11:46am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
129 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
148 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
153 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
148 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
157 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
304 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
121 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
201 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)



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