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Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States
Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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