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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12571
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bmach : An awesome guy in general.

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bmach's favorite FMLs

looool Today, My grlfriend cummd from behind me and puttd her hand in my back pockets . I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowd her in the nose and broke it . FML

#96443
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45399) - you deserved it (11931)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I askd to borrow my fat friend's pants fir a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figurd I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out... the pants fit me. FML

#76555
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13440) - you deserved it (55971)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

I Askd The Girl I Like If She Wantd To Go To The Movies, She Said Yes An I Said I'd Let Her Pick The Movie!! She Pickd The Movie, "Just Friends"!! FML

#4600
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29739) - you deserved it (3528)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)



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