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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12667
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bmach : An awesome guy in general.

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bmach's favorite FMLs

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

#96443
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (11950)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13502) - you deserved it (56180)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

#4600
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30311) - you deserved it (3603)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)



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