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bmach
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 12132
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bmach : An awesome guy in general.

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Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

#96443
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37576) - you deserved it (9398)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10771) - you deserved it (48842)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

#30800
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45473) - you deserved it (16994)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234958) - you deserved it (22991)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

#4600
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21383) - you deserved it (2439)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)



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