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  • Consolation prize

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    116%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    39%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Bmach's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

By JLoRd / Sunday 1 February 2009 14:40 / United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 December 2009 20:10 / United States

Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

By ollierocks96 / Thursday 17 December 2009 21:43 / United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 October 2009 19:04 / United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

By shushingmoon - / Friday 18 September 2009 19:15 / United States