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bluelight745
  • Town/Country : Port Coquitam, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2153
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bluelight745 : i work most of the time but when i get time i like to party and going out with my girl and having fun watching tv hunging out with friends

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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90877) - you deserved it (9839)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
157 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34730) - you deserved it (5055)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52827) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31996) - you deserved it (4042)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
134 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37764) - you deserved it (3751)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

#13588897
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8855) - you deserved it (58768)

On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML

#13518808
105 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by engineerdude91 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
84 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34597) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

#13444529
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (24981)

On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34788) - you deserved it (3066)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States



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