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Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML
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Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:58pm - animals - by banj0 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States
Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
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