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by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by madisonnnnnn / 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by neveragain / 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Shiet / 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by concernedsis / 02/04/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML
by wideeyeddays / 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/02/2016 at 5:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/28/2016 at 11:26am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 11:35am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by justsomesummer / 01/26/2016 at 1:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…