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Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 7:20am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by oops / 03/04/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Random / 02/25/2016 at 5:09pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by madisonnnnnn / 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by neveragain / 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Shiet / 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by concernedsis / 02/04/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML
by wideeyeddays / 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous