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Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Random / 02/25/2016 at 5:09pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by madisonnnnnn / 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by neveragain / 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Shiet / 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by concernedsis / 02/04/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML
by wideeyeddays / 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/02/2016 at 5:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/28/2016 at 11:26am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was starting to jack off with what I thought was lotion. Not long after did I realize that… Today, my brother punched me in the arm for no apparent reason, causing me to spill water all over… Today, my 14-yr old daughter won't go near my son, who broke his leg in a soccer game. She says she…