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Today, I'm celebrating New Years with mah cat. I made her a cake. FML

#21328260
65 comments

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On 01/01/2015 at 12:25am - misc - by HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11636)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML

#21251632
75 comments

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On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I cummd home and saw my cat all snuggld up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever... until I rememberd that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
93 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

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On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML

#21139954
83 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML

#21114249
112 comments

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On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I Realized Tat Te Only Female Wo Sows Any Sexual Interest In Me At All Is 70-year-old Neigbor. Mega FML

#21113897
97 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

#21106752
88 comments

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On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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