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Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)



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