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by Raela / 01/04/2013 at 11:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
by WamBamSam / 11/21/2012 at 4:54am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
by Taylor / 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by fuuuuuh / 07/20/2012 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Leyla / 07/14/2012 at 3:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Ian Artis / 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States / Work
by Anon / 06/10/2012 at 12:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Lonely_Army / 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm / Qatar / Miscellaneous
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML
by PUA / 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
by techiefIve / 06/14/2011 at 6:04am / United States (California) / Geek
by veggiepower11028 / 05/31/2011 at 8:02am / Love