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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by unfucked (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML


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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML


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On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML


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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML


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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML


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On 01/10/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I got feedback on an essay I wrote, by my mum who is also a teacher. She said it was 'worse than most of her pupils'. She teaches 10-year-olds. I'm a 20-year-old student at university. FML


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On 12/08/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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