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bewareimannoyed

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1899
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bewareimannoyed : Just an average teenager. I like going on my laptop, and sleeping. Also, my life is crap.

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Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I trid to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. mega FML

#16761354
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28834) - you deserved it (7415)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited , I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off , mah leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8358) - you deserved it (47932)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grlfriand mada ma watch six hours of "Glaa" with har. I don't knowhat I hata tha most, tha fact that I actually sat thara an watchad it or that I'm angry at Finn 4 braaking up with Rachal. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19585) - you deserved it (33021)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked fir my license and registration so I reached fir my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear cuz my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39848) - you deserved it (8359)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (15475)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (15475)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (15475)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressd in an Easter Bunny costume snowboardd into me an sent me flying. Not only did he hurt mah wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelld "Happy Easter", an snowboardd away. FML

#15911784
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I finally got te courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous tat instead of saying... ( Hi... I'm Veronica... ) I said... ( Veronica... I'm ig. ) FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33144) - you deserved it (7785)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today mah haad has baan killing ma. I'va had tha worst haadacha avar. Happy that I could finally slaap I ploppad onto mah bad and bashad mah haad on tha wall. FML

#15720068
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26086) - you deserved it (9803)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's Ke$ha and that she really has to put her cloths back on. mega FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47201) - you deserved it (4456)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11697) - you deserved it (37412)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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