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Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
by Alexandra / 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by married an old man / 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by nopanties / 03/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
by Gullible / 02/25/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by excusemeprincess / 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML
by footfetish / 02/02/2013 at 6:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
by Pizza-less / 09/04/2011 at 12:16am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by ke / 01/29/2010 at 12:10am / United States (Missouri) / Work
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