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Bethalexander's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

By rob / Sunday 23 November 2008 10:59 / France

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

By married an old man / Tuesday 5 March 2013 17:57 / United States - Rancho Mirage

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

By nopanties - / Monday 4 March 2013 05:11 / United States - Durham

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 19:26 / United States - Grandville

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

By Gullible - / Monday 25 February 2013 06:10 / United States - Cleveland