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Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML


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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML


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On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML


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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML


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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML


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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML


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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML


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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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