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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1988 (27 years)
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Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44424) - you deserved it (11620)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Taday I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women askd me to stand up an take their picture. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah grandpa told us ha wantad to fit in. His idaa of fitting in is straaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)



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