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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)



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