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Today , I opand my Fatar's Day prasant from my motar-in-law . It was a glamor sot of ar . FML

#16757277
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31047) - you deserved it (3159)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, mom publicly pole danced!! In a playground!! FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, after eighteen yeres of living with mah adoptive parents, I met mah biological mum 4 the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who weres 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. real FML

#16301651
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50898) - you deserved it (3949)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a grlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43705) - you deserved it (3922)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffd animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologizd. She endd up sneaking onto mah laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd savd from mah recent vacation to Europe. FML

#15740418
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34868) - you deserved it (18558)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the hospital as mah girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket cuz she had no pants. She had a siezure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. fat FML

#15473081
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53623) - you deserved it (4143)

On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

looool Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person fir six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54278) - you deserved it (5172)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig!! For two hours!! FML

#14847206
61 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, I bleaced ma air. Not only did it fry, it also as a very noticeable green tint and because of te damage, I can't dye it again 4 a wile. Now I keep getting asked "Wy so serious?" by ma friends.

#14600579
140 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today , my friend compard my hair color to hers. Also , she braidd my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I askd her y and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. fat FML

#14342949
209 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets fir entry". FML

#14190460
210 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... parents hassled me fir wanting to get tongue pierced... saying it was filthy... unprofessional... and degrading. About an hour later... sister let slip that nipple is pierced. FML

#14086483
191 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked mehat kind of cake I would suggest 4 her husband's 50th brthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into teres and explained that he has cancer. mega FML

#14041933
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13338) - you deserved it (55675)

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