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Taday I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a looool very young age or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds taught by yur crush !! FML

#19350578
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26481) - you deserved it (6127)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, I Spotted A $100 Bill On The Ground!! Being A Little Strapped For Cash, I Excitedly Picked It Up!! I Discovered It Was One Of Those Religious Tract Papers Made To Look Like A Folded Bill, With A Message Scolding Me For Being Greedy!! FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (4167)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I passad a fiald whara soma kids wara playing football. Tha ball rollad ovar in my diraction, so thay askad ma to kick it ovar. I triad and failad thraa timas, and andad up throwing looool it ovar, whara it ambarrassingly landad about 2 faat away. Thay had to coma ovar and gat it. raal FML

#19326437
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21375) - you deserved it (9752)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

today I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to looool name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother!! My husband told me to stop bieng difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice!! FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (2220)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave mah mom a call!! While we talkd, I made an offhand comment that all mah friends back home must miss me!! She knowingly askd if I meant mah Sims and mah cat!! FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20609) - you deserved it (4733)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant, an I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her an twitchd my arms to make her laugh. A woman lookd over said sadly, ( Oh my God, that poor girl! ) She thought I was ( special. ) FML

#19314232
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10001) - you deserved it (22805)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday , I was taking a shower , when mah dad decidd to turn off the water to the house , run upstairs , an throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
166 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking back to mah hotel from the town square, an got lost. I turned back an walked around town fir an hour, freaking out an panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

#19313796
53 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccup while at mah friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five second during the eulogy. My friend glared dagger at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch 4 ( trying to ruin the funeral. ) mega FML

#19306570
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27938) - you deserved it (4007)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
96 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18589) - you deserved it (2066)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I got threatend with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. mega FML

#19291503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting to a nice grl at the mall, an I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management . She said they have no email address, an I replid that I meant an actual letter . "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet . FML

#19276990
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25057) - you deserved it (3045)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25672) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States



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