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bagsoffairydust
  • Town/Country : 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 36
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bagsoffairydust : Umm.
Hello there.
I would tell you about me,
But then I would have to kill you.
But,
Since I'm a trained ninja assassin,
And will kill you anyways,
Here I go.
I like pie, pie is good.
There are way too many stupid people in this world (in my opinion at least).
Nail polish is really amazing, just sayin.
I'm a cheerleader!
Not blonde and not dumb though.
Just because I'm a cheerleader, that doesn't mean I'm stupid.
You haveto have good grades to play sports and I am proud to say I have all A's!
I'm crazier than anyone you'll ever meet.
Don't forget to tell your refridgerator that you love them and appreciate what they do for you.

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Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68921) - you deserved it (3077)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I came to the realization, while taping cardboard models together, that I was paying $15,000 a year to tape cardboard models together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12361) - you deserved it (20641)

On 09/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by Elliott123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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