About Bagsoffairydust
Umm. Hello there. I would tell you about me, But then I would have to kill you. But, Since I'm a trained ninja assassin, And will kill you anyways, Here I go. I like pie, pie is good. There are way too many stupid people in this world (in my opinion at least). Nail polish is really amazing, just sayin. I'm a cheerleader! Not blonde and not dumb though. Just because I'm a cheerleader, that doesn't mean I'm stupid. You haveto have good grades to play sports and I am proud to say I have all A's! I'm crazier than anyone you'll ever meet. Don't forget to tell your refridgerator that you love them and appreciate what they do for you.
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Bagsoffairydust's favorite FMLs

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

By marge1010 - / Sunday 8 March 2009 14:39 / United States

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 October 2014 20:55 / United States - College Place

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

By Brody89 - / Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:40 / United States - Vancouver

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 29 March 2014 02:00 / United States - Kent

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

By ElephantLover - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:14 / United States - San Diego