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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1988 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About badgirl00069 : 510 curvy and sexy mother and father of 1 beautiful girl whos my world. I also work a full time 50 hour weekly job. I love all kinds of music and I'm a little bit of a gamer . I have 9 piercings and like 20 tatts at least my hole back is done I don't have time for bull shit or drama and I'm not into sexting so please dont message me with hey do u wanna see my d$%& or what not but if u wanna chat I love chatting with new people send me a message

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54868) - you deserved it (21047)

On 05/18/2013 at 8:54am - intimacy - by lez probs - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML


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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (13220) - you deserved it (37856)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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