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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
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I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (6561)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
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On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

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283 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)



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