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Awkward_turtles's favorite FMLs

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

By Icy / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:56 /

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

By imafunguy - / Friday 5 October 2012 00:28 / United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

By bacon lovers worst nightmare / Wednesday 26 September 2012 06:57 / United States - San Diego

Today, my mom heard on TV that teens need at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bed at 7pm. I told her I can't finish my homework in time, and my grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week, she threatened to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 23 September 2012 17:28 / Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

By SadDad - / Saturday 22 September 2012 18:11 / United States - Alexandria