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Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML

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On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

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On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

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Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)



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