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awesomeness92
  • Town/Country : Portsmouth, Hampshire
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

#20116072
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19400) - you deserved it (3819)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15684) - you deserved it (1689)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20261) - you deserved it (2124)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML

#10727772
241 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 2:13am - love - by gedderdunn - Reserved

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36215) - you deserved it (8881)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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