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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
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  • Number of visits : 900
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Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6196) - you deserved it (12338)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83075) - you deserved it (5140)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10689) - you deserved it (51745)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12639) - you deserved it (28388)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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