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Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

#3645286 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (39936)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview I went to cross my legs and realized I had on 2 different shoes. FML

#3637305 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (14170)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

#3634781 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you deserved it (7147)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (41957) - you deserved it (16629)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

#3442749 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (9441) - you deserved it (68249)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

#3048050 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (7671) - you deserved it (43066)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)