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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by oooooopss - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by user210 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States



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