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Asiln's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

By user210 - / Monday 26 March 2012 03:05 / United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 March 2012 01:10 / United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

By jadehin - / Monday 8 November 2010 01:09 / United States

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 March 2012 21:46 / United States - Kingman

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 March 2012 23:19 / United States