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About antmanzero : Well, I finally decided to write this out. Hmm.
Basically, I'm your not-so-average 16-year old kid. I mean, yeah, I'll sit around playing video games and doing whatever on the internet, facebook and whatever, but I happen to be insane. Whether I'm clinically insane or not is for my therapist to decide. He lives inside my head. :D
Ok. So. I'm in marching band and stuff. I hit shit with sticks. (ba-dum crash!) I'm a sophomore, not exactly top in my class (far from it, actually,) but I do what I do in life and whoever doesn't like it...well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination. ;)
Adios.
Ps. I like pie. And waffles.
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Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 7:19am - misc - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)
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