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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10985) - you deserved it (2036)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20436) - you deserved it (4224)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (7922) - you deserved it (1518)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (7217) - you deserved it (810)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

#18498054 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (27305) - you deserved it (5814)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

#18479276 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (13690) - you deserved it (970)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (5842) - you deserved it (4221)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (4334)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (10554) - you deserved it (1948)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (9027) - you deserved it (1915)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618 (187)

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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