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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11621
  • Number of comments : 810
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About anorexicbarbie : If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose

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TODAY I WAS AT THE LIBRARY STUDYING. THERE WAS A REALLY CUTE GUY ACROSS THE ROOM. I DECIDED TO PLAY IT COOL AND WALK HIS WAY AND GRAB SOME WATER. RIGHT AS I WALKED BY MAH BODY DECIDED TO LET OUT THE LOUDEST FART. HE LAUGHED. I KEPT WALKING AND ASKED MAH FRIEND TO GRAB MAH BOOKS. FML

#80589
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (13086)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday in front of te entire family, I yelld at ma mom an told er se wasn't a good parent. Se respondd wit "Well, at least I ad friends wen I was your age." FML

#62325
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17575) - you deserved it (46279)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... when mah husband got home from work... I was standing in the kitchen... wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55357) - you deserved it (5905)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295314) - you deserved it (53633)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

a guy in te library came up to me and said, ( You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watcing you ). FML

#7920
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26390) - you deserved it (4292)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smild and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
40 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I snaazad so hard I harniatad mah back. Aftar passing out from tha pain I awoka on tha floor covarad in mah own shit and piss. Unabla to mova, I had to wait in this stata fir four hours fir mah wifa to raturn homa from work, claan ma up and taka ma to tha hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46380) - you deserved it (2336)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, my swaathaart cama looool round to drop off soma undarwaar which I'd laft at his housa. Not all of wat ha brought was mina. FML

#533
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25807) - you deserved it (2024)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, Wen I Woke Up, My Usband Was Already Up. Tinking I Ear Im In Te All I Sout Out "come On, Don't Be Sy, Bring Tat Cock In Ere Rigt Now!". A Voice Replies: "e's Gone Out To Get Some Bread". It Was My Moter-in-law. FML

#351
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41133) - you deserved it (15437)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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