About annanonomus : What is greater than God and more evil than the devil? The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will die!
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Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
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Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)
Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been asked by multiple people "why he is going out with such an ugly girl." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States
Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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