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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2377
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About annanonomus : What is greater than God and more evil than the devil? The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will die!

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Today, my roommate informd me tat e took a bet to not sower or bate until Cristmas . Te bet is 4 five bucks . FML

#12890603
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27992) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/03/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by stink (man) -

Today, I had a vollayball gama against our rivals. I hit mysalf in tha faca with tha ball 3 timas, fall flat on mah faca against tha court, and latar had an asthma attack with no inhalar in sight. Wa lost tha gama. big fat FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (6006)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a vollayball gama against our rivals. I hit mysalf in tha faca with tha ball 3 timas, fall flat on mah faca against tha court, and latar had an asthma attack with no inhalar in sight. Wa lost tha gama. big fat FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (6006)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a vollayball gama against our rivals. I hit mysalf in tha faca with tha ball 3 timas, fall flat on mah faca against tha court, and latar had an asthma attack with no inhalar in sight. Wa lost tha gama. big fat FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (6006)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I decided to drive mah mothers Bentley. She is out of town an told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging mah moms car. Who looool was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10315) - you deserved it (72018)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, I was lifa guarding at looool a community pool and noticad a toddlar go undar watar. I quickly jumpad in and suddanly got a charlia horsa which causad ma to stall. Whan I lookad up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoa thrown at mah haad. I was frad. FML

#12843819
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (9085)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered tat my boyfriend as been asked by multiple people "wy e is going out wit suc an ugly girl." FML

#12815819
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3753)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States

Today , I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed , I putted some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them an died. real FML

#12781273
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14779) - you deserved it (37038)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I MADE A MISTAKE AT WORK THAT GOT 7 PEOPLE FRED. I'M SCARED TO LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE THERE ALL OUTSIDE. FML

#12740190
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15293) - you deserved it (64356)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

TODAY, I MADE A MISTAKE AT WORK THAT GOT 7 PEOPLE FRED. I'M SCARED TO LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE THERE ALL OUTSIDE. FML

#12740190
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15293) - you deserved it (64356)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that cummed out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (4684)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah fiancée broke up with me cuz of an argument about a printer !! FML

#12716438
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31345) - you deserved it (5614)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today..!! Mah Step-mom Informd Me That She And Mah Dad Will Not Be Attending Mah Wedding Because They Will Be At A NASCAR Race!! FML

#12663979
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41143) - you deserved it (3230)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

Yesterday , I had been sick all day , so to cheer me up mah dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back , we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43228) - you deserved it (4272)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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