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Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

By Noname / Sunday 18 January 2009 00:52 / Canada

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

By wtf - / Monday 29 November 2010 16:05 / United States

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 November 2010 07:47 /

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 November 2010 19:51 / South Africa

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 12 November 2010 18:23 / United States