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annanonomus
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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About annanonomus : What is greater than God and more evil than the devil? The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will die!

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Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

#13042004
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17269) - you deserved it (3684)

On 09/13/2010 at 10:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28824) - you deserved it (26805)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
82 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML

#13008973
111 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by fmlimoverit - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML

#13008973
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22698) - you deserved it (3098)

On 09/11/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by fmlimoverit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
252 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48141) - you deserved it (7497)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48141) - you deserved it (7497)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

#12943582
185 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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