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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2129
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About annanonomus : What is greater than God and more evil than the devil? The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you will die!

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Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10945) - you deserved it (41780)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

#14022751
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29662) - you deserved it (3750)

On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (12453)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (12453)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (12453)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55419) - you deserved it (2702)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (39695)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (39695)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (39695)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (39695)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (39695)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (4646)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (59704)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28471) - you deserved it (8634)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56144) - you deserved it (12099)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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