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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2155
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About angelofmusic89 : Likes: baking, reading, crossword puzzles, watching movies, musicals, music, jigsaw puzzles, video games, my job

Dislikes: my job, Glee, Justin Bieber

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Today, boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By tis, e meant tat I will be willing to ave sex wit im in public. FML

#13454741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (4275)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today , while at mah friend's house , I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming , I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7530) - you deserved it (40819)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Learnd That My Boyfriend Has Narcolepsyhen We Were Having Sex And He Passd Out On Top Of Me. Big Fat FML

#13415492
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26146) - you deserved it (3619)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all mah heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (43408)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I lost the remote control to TV. I can't change the channel manually on it , and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial fir the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this fir an hour now. I'm a female , and I'm beginning to feel like I ned this product. FML

#13403987
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (9055)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29621) - you deserved it (4703)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love . We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float . My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?"

#13397678
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8897) - you deserved it (26058)

On 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Had A Wet Dream About Having Sexual Relation With A Rubber Duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (9251)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I Found Out Everybody At Work Thinks I'm A Lesbian Because They Thought Mah Boyfriend Was A Grl. FML

#13370943
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (5556)

On 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

2day after me and boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and startd swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

#13363773
125 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... my husband poopd the bd fir the second time since we've been marrid. We've been marrid a month. FML

#13361904
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47588) - you deserved it (5097)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was giving mah boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. fat FML

#13321339
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9792) - you deserved it (55651)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML

#13318955
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70214) - you deserved it (7893)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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