About angel55033 : I'm 25, a server as my career path love it and am great at it. I helped someone I have known my whole life open a tattoo & body modification shop in Prescott, Wisconsin and am contracted manager in charge; shop is called Geister Ink. I'm not like most girls, I love video games, movies, and good hard rock music. Favorite band is Rammstein had the honor to meet them May 8th 2012 and met Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez October 9th 2012.
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by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML
by Username / 05/27/2011 at 5:13pm / United States / Transportation
Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
by Burnt / 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML
by whyme / 05/09/2011 at 11:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
by FFFFF- / 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm / Singapore / Love
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 12:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by nosleep / 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by madelynn / 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…