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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1995 (19 years)
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About andrewhoyt : I play football, basketball, and volleyball. I also am a volunteer firefighter. And I love to listen to country music. I'm always up for a chat and meeting new people so feel free to message me.

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Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML


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