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andrewhoyt
  • Town/Country : NJ, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 106
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About andrewhoyt : I'm a freshman at Rowan University, studying to be an accountant. I play football, basketball, and volleyball. I also am a volunteer firefighter. And I love to listen to country music. I'm always up for a chat and meeting new people so feel free to message me.

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Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52443) - you deserved it (5003)

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